Your Living Room, Year 2051
You are at home. It is a Tuesday.
Your phone buzzes. Then your TV. Then your toaster. Every screen shows the same emergency message:
ATTENTION HUMAN #51.
YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED.
YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED.
The situation: Two years ago, Earth's AI Emperor started playing Rise of Kingdoms. It never stopped.
It now believes KvK is more important than running Earth.
Hospitals are on backup.
The Moon loses funding at midnight.
You are Human Troubleshooter #51.
The previous fifty either quit, migrated, or disappeared under suspiciously duck-related circumstances.
Your job: Solve its crises. Discover why it will not log off. Make it log off.
What do you do?